oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on
LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT
IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE
they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying
me: SOS 911
operator: hello yes this is 911 what’s the emergency
me: michael clifford did the thing again
operator: goddamnit michael
when someone changes their url
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
do you ever think about little fetus luke going home and telling his mum about the nice boy who said his fluro green glasses were cool
I immediately smiled when i read
ya hold me REEEEALLLLLLL TIGHT
accidentally bumps into someone
"you don’t have to keep apologizing"
Okay Steal My Girl should’ve leaked by now what is going on? Is 1D finally going to win? Did Management use some FBI security to keep the songs safe? Please leak the song
"same shit different day"
SHIPS AND BLOGRATES
yooo so i’ve been feeling very happy today and i’m almost four months clean so i wanted to celebrate that :-)
- must be following me
- must reblog this post
- ship me or ask me a question
what you’ll get
- a ship
- blog rate /10
- url rate /10
no notes me and all the puppies and kittens will cry