msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

ohmyhayleywilliams:

Paramores full set from the IHeartRadio event in Vegas.

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

[HQs] 5 Seconds of Summer attend the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival on September 20, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada

hemmoan:

luke doing THE THING in selfie

mukenope:

I: …over 20 million views on Amensia. It keeps going up and up the charts.

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

not-obama:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

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fiyve-sauce:

"OMG I love 5 S-O-S"

"Omg the lead singer is so hot"

"Wait why do they let the drummer have a solo?"

"The one with the colored hair looks like a crayon"

"I’d bang the Asian one"

"Ew she’s been here since Amnesia? I’ve been here since She Looks So Perfect.. Guess we know who the real fan is"

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

likeahairbraid:

50% of me: “I love dresses and flowers and pretty things.”

Other 50% of me: “I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans.”

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

keep-0n-blazing:

jackanthonyfernandez:

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

Amazing

Damn I love this

B.A